18 Breast-Unfriendliest Bras

This tattered linen undergarment is the world's oldest-known bra, dating to between 1390 and 1485. In the proceeding 600 years since medieval folk called them "breastbags," bras have evolved to come in all breast-contouring shapes and sizes -- and some, as demonstrated by the following bizarre brassieres, that make no breast sense whatsoever.