Vintage Badvertising: Space Housewives

Cristen Conger

Great news, women! When we finally begin colonizing the moon, we won't have to leave our domestic gender roles back on Earth. No, no, we can simply pack up all that His & Hers baggage and buy it a one-way ticket for space. That way, ladies can really turn our space-houses into space-homes with the help of Tomorrow's Lestoil (a brand name that doesn't make much sense considering how if it's tomorrow's cleaning product you'll never use it, theoretically).

Because in space, no one can hear you scream about "The Feminine Mystique."