Stuff Mom Never Told You...the STORE

Cristen Conger

Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman-Hughes love their SMNTY totes. Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman-Hughes love their totes.

At long last, Stuff Mom Never Told You has set up shop.

We've got t-shirts for ladies and gents, as well as coffee mugs, cell phone covers, pins and TOTE BAGS. That's right, we're putting TOTE BAGS in all caps because we're that excited about people now being able to carry groceries, library books, stinky gym clothes and boxes of tampons in TOTE BAGS emblazoned with our faces. It's almost too good to be true.

And thanks to fabulous lady designer Erin Dreis, we've got a Lady Explorer series of bags and shirts featuring incredible globe trotters like Sylvia Earle who has actually lived at the bottom of the ocean.

Happy SMNTY shopping!

Our shirts are Susan B. Anthony-approved.